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By this time the gentlemen had alighted, and Mr. Middleton went forward to
receive them. "How d'ye do, how d'ye do?" said he; "I'm mighty glad you've
come. I wish you'd brought the whole city."

"We came pretty near it, I think," said Mr. Miller, at the same time
presenting Mr. Stafford and Mr. Cameron.

Mr. Middleton continued talking, as if replying to Mr. Miller's first
remark. "No consequence, no consequence, Mr. Stafford, Mr. Cameron, how
are you? The more the merrier. I s'pose they've told you all about Josh,
so I needn't make b'lieve any--but come in--the house looks better inside
than it does out." "Ho, Luce," continued he, "where the old boy is your
mistress? Tell her thar's heaps of folks here, and mind tell Aunt Judy to
get us up a whalin' dinner."

Here he stopped to take breath for a moment, and then proceeded. "You must
excuse my rig, gentlemen, or rather, you must excuse what ain't rigged;
mebby if I'd known all you city buggers was comin', I'd a kivered my bar
feet."

"You go barefoot for comfort?" said Mr. Miller.

"Why, yes, mainly for that, I suppose," answered Mr. Middleton, "for I've
got such fetchin' big corns on my feet that I ain't goin' to be cramped
with none of your toggery. My feet happen to be clean, for I washed them
in the watering trough this mornin'. How d'ye leave my gals?"

"They are well," answered Mr. Miller, "or rather Julia is, and Fanny is
improving every day."

"I've often wondered," said Mr. Middleton, "what 'twas ailded Sunshine
when she was sick. She didn't seem to have no disease in particular, and I
reckon nothin's on her mind, for all's straight between her and Dr. Lacey,
as far as I know."

"Dr. Lacey!" repeated Frank, without knowing what he said.

"Yes, Dr. Lacey; know him?" asked Mr. Middleton.

"No, sir," answered Frank, and Ashton rejoined, "I imagine he wishes Fanny
had never known him."

Mr. Middleton turned, and for a moment regarded Frank intently. Frank
stood the inspection manfully, and Mr. Middleton said, "You are from New
York, hey? I like New Yorkers, and if Sunshine wasn't promised to Dr.
Lacey and never had seen him, and I liked you, I'd as soon you'd have her
as anybody."

Mr. Stafford now said that he was acquainted with Dr. Lacey, and proceeded
to speak of the pleasant time he had spent with him. This occupied the
time until dinner was ready.

"Come, haul up," said Mr. Middleton, "haul up; we didn't expect so many to
dinner, but the old table'll stretch and you must set clus; but don't none
of you step on my corns, for thunder's sake!"

Frank thought if his host kept on talking he should not be able to eat for
laughing, but the old man was but just getting into the merits of the
case!

When his guests were seated, he said to Mr. Stafford, "Your white neck
cloth looks like you might belong to the clergy. If you do, you can say a
short prayer over the eggs and bacon, but Lord's sake be spry, for I'm
blarsted hungry!"

But for the remembrance of his promise to Fanny, Mr. Stafford would have
screamed. It is needless to say that he declined his host's invitation,
and the company began their dinner.

Suddenly Mr. Stafford asked if Mr. Middleton had any brothers.

"Yes--no, or, that is, I had one once," answered Mr. Middleton, "but he's
deader than a door nail afore this, I reckon."

"And what makes you think he is dead?" asked Stafford.

"Why, you see," returned Mr. Middleton, "when our old pap died, something
in the will stuck crossways in Bill's swaller, and he left college and put
to sea, and I hain't heard from him in fifteen years."

"Did he look like you?" said Raymond.

"He was four years younger than I," answered Mr. Middleton, "but no more
like me than Sunshine's pet kitten is like our old watch dog, Tige. He was
soft like in his ways and took to book larnin mightily, and I'm--but
everybody knows what old Josh is. Hold on thar! Save the pieces!" said he
to Frank, who, unable longer to restrain his mirth, had deluged his plate
with coffee.

"Pray excuse me," said Frank, mortified beyond measure at his mishap.

His discomfiture was, however, somewhat relieved by his companions, all of
whom burst into a fit of laughter, in which Mr. Stafford heartily joined,
forgetful of his promise to Fanny. By this time dinner was over and the
company repaired to the porch, where Ashton and Raymond betook themselves
to their cigars, while Mr. Middleton puffed away at his old cob pipe.

Mr. Stafford at length resumed the dinner table conversation by saying,
"If I were you, Mr. Middleton, I would not give up my brother yet; 'Hope
on, hope ever,' is my motto."

"Hope on," repeated Mr. Middleton. "I have hoped on till I am tired on't,
and by spells I have dreams in which it seems like my brother was alive
and had come back, and then my old gourd shell of a heart gives a
thunderin' thump, and fetches me up wide awake. I hate dreams mightily,
for it takes me an all-fired while to get to sleep all over, and when I do
I hate to be waked up by a dream."

"I hope you'll live to see your brother, though," said Frank.

"No, I shan't," answered Mr. Middleton, again filling his cob pipe.
"Everything that I loved has always died."

"Have you lost many friends?" asked Mr. Stafford.

"Considerable many," said Mr. Middleton, "considering how few I ever had.
First, thar was mother died, when Bill and I was little boys; I remember
how we cried when we stood by her grave, and I was so feared Bill would
bust his jacket open that I whispered to him not to take on so, for I'd be
his mother now. And then that night, which was the longest and darkest I
ever knew, we took turn rocking and singing to our little baby sister,
just as we had seen mother do."

Here he stopped a moment, and Raymond, who was rather impatient, said,
"Don't stop; go on."

The old man wiped his eyes, and said, "Heavens and arth, don't hurry a
feller so; can't you let him wait till the big bumps get out of his
throat, or would you have me bellerin' here like a calf?"

"Take your time, Mr. Middleton," said Mr. Stafford, who was as much
affected as his brother at the remembrance of that sad night, when he
first felt what it was to be motherless.

After an instant, Mr. Middleton continued, "Directly that sister got big
enough, she was married and started to go to England, but the vessel went
to smash and the crew went to the bottom. Poor gal, she always hated salt,
but she's used to it by this time, I reckon. Then there was pap died next,
but he was old and gray-headed, and sick-hearted like, and he wanted to
go, but it made it jest as bad for me. Then thar was Bill."

Here Mr. Stafford moved his chair so as to hide his face from the speaker,
who continued, "I did think I might have one left, but 'twasn't to be. He
went, too, and Josh was left alone."

Mr. Middleton cleared his throat a little, refilled his cob pipe, and
proceeded. "The Lord gin me two gals, and then he sent me as noble a boy
as ever was, I don't care where t'other comes from. He wasn't mine, but I
loved him all the same. You, Mr. Miller, knew him, but you don't know--no,
nor begin to know, how old Josh loved him, and what a tremendous wrench it
gin my old heart when I come home and found he was dead. But, Lord, hain't
he got a fine gravestun, though! You go to the cimetery at Frankford, and
you'll see it right along side of Leftenant Carrington's, whose widow's a
flirtin' with everybody in creation anyway, and Frankford sartin."

"I've now told you of all that's dead," continued he, striking the ashes
out of his pipe and wiping it on his bagging trousers, "but I hain't told
you yit what troubles me more than all. Thar's something haunts old Josh,
and makes his heart stand still with mortal fear. Thar's Sunshine, dearer
to her old pap than his own life. You've all seen her, and I reckon she's
made some of your hearts ache; but something's come over her. She seems
delicate like, and is fadin' away."

Here two big tears, that couldn't be mistaken, rolled down Mr. Middleton's
cheeks, as he added emphatically, "and by Jehu, if Sunshine goes, old
Josh'll bust up and go, too!"

The winding up of Uncle Joshua's story was so odd and unexpected that all
the gentlemen, Mr. Stafford included, laughed loudly.

"'Tain't no laughin' matter, boys," said Mr. Middleton, "and so you'll all
think if you ever have a gal as sweet and lovin' like as Sunshine."

Here Mr. Stafford said, "Your sister's name was Fanny, I believe."

"Yes, 'twas; who told you?" asked Mr. Middleton.

"No one. I knew it myself," answered Mr. Stafford, looking his brother
earnestly in the face.

Mr. Middleton seemed puzzled, and after closely scrutinizing Mr.
Stafford's features, he said, "Confound it, am I in a nightmare? I thought
for a minute--but no, it can't be neither, for you've got too thunderin'
black a hide to be Bill."

Before Mr. Stafford replies to this remark we will take the reader to the
kitchen, where a group of negroes are assembled round old Aunt Katy, and
are listening with breathless interest to what she is saying. Aunt Katy
was so infirm that she kept her bed for the greater part of the time, but
on this day she was sitting-up, and from her low cabin window she caught a
view of the visitors as they alighted from the carriage. When Mr. Stafford
appeared, she half started from her chair and said aloud, "Who upon airth
can that be, and whar have I seen him? Somewhar, sartin."

It then occurred to her that she would go to the kitchen and inquire who
"that tall, darkish-looking gentleman was." Accordingly she hobbled out to
make the inquiry. She was much disappointed when she heard the name. "No,"
said she, "'tain't nobody I ever knowed, and yet how like he is to
somebody I've seen."

Not long after the old negress again muttered to herself, "Go way now;
what makes me keep a thinkin' so of Marster William this mornin'? 'Pears
like he keeps hauntin' me." Then rising she went to an old cupboard, and
took from it a cracked earthen teapot. From this teapot she drew a piece
of brown paper, and opening it gazed fondly on a little lock of soft brown
hair.

"Bless the boy," said she, "I mind jest how he looked when I cut this har
from his head, the very day his mother was buried. Poor Marster William,"
continued she, "most likely he's gone to 'tarnity 'fore this time."

As she said this tears, which were none the less sincere because she who
wept them belonged to Africa's sable race, fell upon the once bright but
now faded lock of hair, which the faithful creature had for more than
forty years preserved as a memento of him whom she had long since looked
upon as dead, although she had never ceased to pray for him, and always
ended her accustomed prayer, "Now I lay me--" with the petition that "God
would take keer of Marster William and bring him home again." Who shall
say that the prayer was not answered?

Going back to her seat, she took up her knitting and was soon living over
the past, when she was young and dwelt with "the old folks at home."
Suddenly there came from the house the sound of merry laughter. High above
all the rest was a voice, whose clear, ringing tones made Katy start up so
quickly that, as she afterward described it, "a sudden misery cotched her
in the back, and pulled her down quicker." There was something in the
sound of that laugh, which seemed to Katy like an echo of the past. "But,"
thought she, "I'm deaf like and mebby didn't hear straight. I'll go to the
kitchen agin and hark."

In a few minutes she was in the kitchen and dropping down on the meal
chest as the first seat handy, she said, "Ho, Judy, is you noticed the
strange gentleman's laugh?"

"I hain't noticed nothing" answered Judy, who chanced to be out of sorts,
because, as she said, "the white folks had done et up every atom of egg;
they didn't even leave her the yaller of one!"

"Well, suthin in his laugh kerried me back to the old plantation in
Carlina, and I b'lieve, between you and me, Judy, that Marster William's
here," said Katy.

"Marster William, Marster William; what on airth do you mean?" asked Judy,
forgetting the eggs in her surprise.

At the mention of "Marster William," who was looked upon as a great man,
but a dead one, the little negroes gathered around, and one of them, our
old friend, Bobaway, said, "Oh, Laddy, I hope 'tis Marster William, for
Marster Josh'll be so tickled that he won't keer if we don't do nothin'
for a week; and I needn't milk the little heifer, nuther! Oh, good, good!"

"You go long, you Bob," said Aunt Judy, seizing a lock of his wool between
her thumb and finger, "let me catch you not milking the heifer, and I'll
crack you."

Again there was the sound of laughter, and this time Judy dropped her
dishcloth, while Katy sprang up, saying, "'Tis, I know 'tis; any way, I'll
walk round thar as if for a little airin', and can see for myself."

Accordingly, old Katy appeared around the corner of the house just as Mr.
Middleton had spoken to his brother of his color. The moment Mr.
Stafford's eye rested on his old nurse, he knew her. Twenty years had not
changed her as much as it had him. Starting up he exclaimed, "Katy, dear
old mammy Katy," while she uttered a wild, exultant cry of joy, and
springing forward threw her thin, shriveled arms around his neck,
exclaiming, "My darling boy, my sweet Marster William. I knowed 'twas you.
I knowed your voice. You are alive, I've seen you, and now old Katy's
ready to die."

White as ashes grew the face of Uncle Joshua. The truth had flashed upon
him, and almost rendered him powerless. Pale and motionless he sat, until
William, freeing himself from Aunt Katy, came forward and said, "Joshua, I
am William, your brother; don't you know me?"

Then the floodgates of Uncle Joshua's heart seemed unlocked, and the long,
fervent embrace which followed between the rough old man and his
newly-found brother made more than one of the lookers on turn away his
face lest his companion should detect the moisture in his eyes, which
seriously threatened to assume the form of tears.

When the first joy and surprise of this unexpected meeting was over, Mr.
Joshua Middleton said, as if apologizing for his emotion, "I'm dumbly
afeard, Bill, that I acted mighty baby-like, but hang me if I could help
it. Such a day as this I never expected to see, and yet I have lain awake
o' nights thinkin' mebby you'd come back. But such ideas didn't last long,
and I'd soon give you up as a goner."

"That's jest what I never did," said Aunt Katy, who still stood near.

In the excitement of the moment she had forgotten that she had long
thought of "Marster William" as dead; she continued, "A heap of prars I
said for him, and it's chiefly owin' to them prars, I reckon, that he's
done fished up out of the sea."

"I've never been in the sea yet, Aunt Katy," said Mr. Middleton, desirous
of removing from her mind the fancy that any special miracle had been
wrought in his behalf.

"Whar in fury have you been, and what's the reason you hain't writ these
dozen years? Come, give us the history of your carryin's on," said Mr.
Joshua Middleton.

"Not now," answered his brother. "Let us wait until evening, and then you
shall hear my adventures; now let me pay my respects to your wife."

While he was introducing himself to Mrs. Middleton, Katy went back to the
kitchen, whither the news had preceded her, causing Bob in his joy to turn
several somersaults. In the last of these he was very unfortunate, for his
heels, in their descent, chanced to hit and overturn a churn full of
buttermilk! When Aunt Katy entered she found Bob bemoaning the backache,
which his mother had unsparingly given him! Aunt Judy herself, having
cleared away the buttermilk, by sweeping it out of doors, was waiting
eagerly to know "if Marster William done axed arter her."

"Why, no, Judy," said Katy, somewhat elated because she had been first to
recognize and welcome the stranger. "Why, no, I can't say he did, and
'tain't nateral like that he should set so much store by you, as by me.
Ain't I got twenty years the start on you; and didn't I nuss him, and
arter his mother died didn't I larn him all his manners?"

Aunt Judy was on the point of crying, when who should walk in but "Marster
William" himself. "I am told," said he, "that Judy is here, Judy, that I
used to play with."

"Lor' bless you, Marster William," exclaimed Judy, at the same time
covering his hand with tears and kisses, "It's Judy, I is, I know'd you
hadn't done forgot me."

"Oh, no, Judy," said he, "I have not forgotten one of you, but I did not
know whether you were living or not, so I did not bring you presents, but
I'll get you something, in a few days. Meantime take this," said he,
slipping a silver dollar into the hands of Aunt Katy and Aunt Judy, each
of whom showered upon him so many blessings and "thankes" that he was glad
to leave the kitchen and return to his companions, who were talking to
Uncle Joshua without getting any definite answer.

His brother's sudden return had operated strangely upon him, and for a
time he seemed to be in a kind of trance. He would draw his chair up
closely to William, and, after gazing intently at him for a time, would
pass his large rough hand over his hair, muttering to himself, "Yes, it is
Bill, and no mistake, but who'd a thought it?"

At last rousing himself he turned to his other guests, and said, "You
mustn't think hard on me, if I ain't as peart and talkin' like for a
spell; Bill's comin' home has kinder oversot the old man, and I'm thinkin'
of the past when we's little boys and lived at home on pap's old
plantation afore any of us was dead."

The young gentlemen readily excused the old man's silence, and when the
slanting beams of the setting sun betokened the approach of night, they
all, with the exception of Ashton, began to speak of returning home. Mr.
Middleton urged them to stay, saying, "What's the use of goin'? Nancy's
got beds enough, I reckon, and will be right glad of a chance to show her
new calico kiverlids, and besides we are goin' to have some briled hen in
the morning, so stay."

But as the next day was the Sabbath, the gentlemen declined the
invitation, and bidding the host "good-bye," they were soon on their way
homeward, each declaring that he had seldom spent a pleasanter day. As
they can undoubtedly find their way to Frankfort without our assistance,
we will remain at Uncle Joshua's together with Mr. William Middleton and
Ashton. The latter felt as if he had suddenly found an old friend, and as
nothing of importance required his presence at home, he decided to remain
where he was until Monday.

That evening, after everything was "put to rights" and Mr. Middleton had
yelled out his usual amount of orders, he returned to the porch, where his
brother and Ashton were still seated. Lighting his old cob pipe he said,
"Come, Bill, Nancy'll fetch out her rockin' cheer and knittin' work, and
we'll hear the story of your doin's in that heathenish land, but be kinder
short, for pears like I'd lived a year today, and I feel mighty like goin'
to sleep."

After a moment's silence Mr. Middleton commenced: "I shall not attempt to
justify myself for running away as I did, and yet I cannot say that I have
ever seriously regretted visiting those countries, which I probably shall
never look upon again. I think I wrote to you, Joshua, that I took passage
on the ship Santiago, which was bound for the East Indies. Never shall I
forget the feeling of loneliness which crept over me, on the night when I
first entered the city of Calcutta, and felt that I was indeed alone in a
foreign land, and that more than an ocean's breadth rolled between me and
my childhood's home. But it was worse than useless to dwell upon the past.
I had my fortune to make, and I began to look about for some employment.
At last I chanced to fall in with an intelligent Spaniard, Signor de
Castello. He was a wealthy merchant, and for several years had resided in
Calcutta. As he spoke the English language fluently, I found no trouble in
making his acquaintance.

"He seemed pleased with me and offered me the situation of clerk in his
counting room. I accepted his offer, and also became an inmate of his
dwelling, which was adorned with every conceivable luxury. His family
consisted of himself and his daughter, Inez."

At the mention of Inez, Ashton half started from his chair, but
immediately reseating himself, listened while Mr. Middleton proceeded: "I
will not attempt to describe Inez, for I am too old now to even feel young
again, by picturing to your imagination the beauty of that fair Spaniard.
I will only say that I never saw one, whose style of beauty would begin to
compare with hers, until I beheld my niece, Julia."

"Lord knows, I hope she wan't like Tempest," said Uncle Joshua, at the
same time relieving his mouth of its overflowing contents.

"I do not know whether she were or not," answered Mr. Middleton, "I only
know that Inez seemed too beautiful, too gentle, for one to suspect that
treachery lurked beneath the soft glance of her dark eyes. I know not why
it was, but Castello, from the first seemed to entertain for me a strong
friendship, and at last I fully believe the affection he felt for me was
second only to what he felt for his daughter. But he could not remain with
us, and in eighteen months after I first knew him, he took one of the
fevers common to that sultry climate, and in the course of a few days he
was dead. I wrote to you of his death, but I did not tell you that he had
left a will, in which all his immense wealth was equally divided between
myself and Inez. He did not express his desire that we should marry, but I
understood it so, and thenceforth looked upon Inez as belonging
exclusively to myself."

"You didn't marry her, though, I take it," said Joshua, making a thrust at
an enormous mosquito, which had unceremoniously alighted upon his brawny
foot.

"No," answered William, "I did not marry her, but 'twas not my fault. She
played me false. Six months after her father's death we were to be
married. The evening previous to our wedding arrived. I was perfectly
happy, but Inez seemed low-spirited, and when I inquired the cause she
answered, 'Nothing, except a little nervous excitement.' I readily
believed her; but when the morning came the cause of her low spirits was
explained. The bird had flown, with a young Englishman, Sir Arthur
Effingham, who had been a frequent guest at my house."

"That was one of Tempest's capers to a dot," said Uncle Joshua, "but go
on, Bill, and tell us whether the disappointment killed you or not."

So William proceeded: "Instead of my bride, I found a note from Inez, in
which she asked pardon for what she had done, saying she had long loved
Sir Arthur, but did not dare tell me so. They were going to England,
whither she wished me to send a part of her portion, as her husband was
not wealthy. I could understand Inez's character perfectly, and could
readily see that she preferred a titled but poor Englishman to a wealthy,
but plain American, so I gave her up quietly."

"And was mighty glad to get shut of her so," interrupted Joshua.

"From that time," continued William, "I gave up all thoughts of marriage,
and devoted myself to increasing my wealth, and spending it for my own
comfort and the good of others. Twelve years ago I chanced to go on board
the Delphine, and there I found Ashton."

"Look at him, for gracious sake," said Uncle Joshua, pointing toward
Ashton. "Why man, you are as white as one of Judy's biscuit; what ails
you?"

"Nothing," answered Ashton, who really was much affected by Mr.
Middleton's narrative; but he said, "I am only thinking of the long, weary
days I passed in the Delphine before Mr. Middleton kindly cared for me."

This seemed quite natural, and Mr. Middleton continued: "Ashton was wasted
to a mere skeleton by ship fever, and my heart yearned toward him. Perhaps
I felt a stronger sympathy for him when I learned that he was an American.
He, like myself, had run away. The vessel, in which he had embarked, had
been wrecked, and he, with two others, were saved in a small boat. For
days they floated above the broad expanse of waters until at length the
Delphine picked them up, and brought them to India. I had Ashton removed
to my house, but as soon as he recovered, he took French leave of me. From
that time I lived alone. I wrote to you frequently, but got no answer. My
letters must have been lost, but I then concluded you were dead. At last I
began to have such an ardent desire to tread my native soil once more that
I disposed of my property and set out for home, so here I am and have told
you my history; what do you think of it?"

There was no answer save the sound of heavy breathing; Uncle Joshua had
probably got to sleep "all over." The cessation of his brother's voice
awoke him, and rubbing his eyes he said, "Yes, yes, Ashton had the ship
fever. I hope he can't give it now, for I'm mortal feared on't."

Ashton assured him there was no danger, and then, turning to William,
said, "Have you ever heard from Inez?"

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